All of my friends who are in grad school love it like a teddy bear won for them in a carnival game by a guy with a tribal armband tattoo the night he finally convinced them to try anal sex.

I mean, they can’t shut up about how fun it is and how being in grad school is like never ever lonely and always fun and how people just love that you’re doing the dirty work of knowledge finding and preservation and totally respect the role of education in a productive society.  This is seriously like every text that I’ve gotten from Lenore ever.


Also, since when is “shud” an abbreviation for “should”? Am I just not up on the cool texting slang all these super happy grad students are using these days?

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